lets help sandy

sandys gotten depressed, lets cheer her up folks!!!! post something funny or amusing.

Why do depressed?

alot of things,she has orders to get on here when she gets home

Thought these were funny
...cheer up Sandy!

:) thanks guys

Im sitting at home drinking straight out of the bottle, hopefully Ill pass out

DRRNK TXTNG!!!!!!!!!!

Later . . i just started

Why so sad??

A man who was born with no arms wished to seek employment. Fearing
nobody would want to hire him with his obvious disability, he thought
he'd answer a help wanted sign he saw posted at his church. He rang the
bell at the rectory and when the pastor opened the door he was moved
with pity. He asked, "What can I do for you, my son?" The man said I've
come to answer your help wanted ad. The pastor became concerned and
said that ad is for a bell ringer. He stammered that he didn't think
he'd be able to handle the job. The man pleaded and said won't you give
me a chance so I can show you what I'm capable of? The pastor relented
and hired him. The time came when the church bell had to be rung. The
man made his way under the bell, took a running start and threw his
body against the bell which resulted in a booming "BONNGGGG" as soon as
the vibrations subsided, he took another running start and threw his
body into the other side of the bell with the expected result of
"BONNNGG" . . . and so it went. Now our armless friend was at the job
for several months to the delight of the pastor. One day the guy was
running late and in his haste he ran up to the belfry and got his
running leap at the bell without first getting under the bell. As he
ran right off the side of the tower he screamed. Everyone from within
the church filed out and just stared. Finally somebody said "poor
fellow, does anybody knows who he is?" To which came the answer from
someone in the back . . . "I don't know his name, but his face sure
rings a bell."

If your going to pass out...be somewhere familiar sandy....and the Front yard is not considered familiar

cheer up sandy tony will start winning soon.hes won at every thing else hes done.im sure his own team will do the same

Passed out (at home) around 12, Im such a light weight haha. Gotta go out and work on the four wheeler. Won't start, replaced the battery, checked the fuse still no power. Maybe this headache will help with the fight with the wiring.

Tony :) yeah lets hope he does start winning with the new team, haha. I love a guy with facial hair and a foul mouth.

glad your still alive. How's the hangover

Headache but not as bad as i hoped, may have to try harder onight

SLacker

im a non-professional drinker lol but i have a pro headache still

Panszy

Ate something bad on Saturday night (no jokes, please) and have been sick since. Got home from a DH cruise at 2:30 yesterday afternoon, went to bed didn't get up til 6:30 this morning. And that's weird for me, I'm an insomniac. Still sick, this sucks.

WOW thats awful! If it makes you feel better...one of my buddies that just got home from a year in afghanistan went out with us for drinks...and apparently I ummm well ummm drank myself under the table.

Was worthless all day Sunday

Your right about the worthless part. Oh and thanks for yacking on my car. Never again,,,,,never, never again.

Grabber07' wrote:WOW thats awful! If it makes you feel better...one of my buddies that just got home from a year in afghanistan went out with us for drinks...and apparently I ummm well ummm drank myself under the table.

Was worthless all day Sunday

Ya... Jerry and I wanna thank you for the help moving yesterday. Jerry said he knows who is friends are now...

05SatinGT wrote:Your right about the worthless part. Oh and thanks for yacking on my car. Never again,,,,,never, never again.

Listen here buddy.....I didnt "Yack" on your car....just down the side of it.

2006GT wrote:

Grabber07' wrote:WOW thats awful! If it makes you feel better...one of my buddies that just got home from a year in afghanistan went out with us for drinks...and apparently I ummm well ummm drank myself under the table.

Was worthless all day Sunday

Ya... Jerry and I wanna thank you for the help moving yesterday. Jerry said he knows who is friends are now...

Ahhhh We did help Yesterday! Got there about 2:30pm and left at 5:30pm. Me, kirby and Jarrod were there. Didnt see you there paul!!!

Oh and we got all the big stuff unlike what you helped with.

I was there from 6:30am to 2:29.... the 1ft x 1ft box of Tupperware that you moved does isn't considered "big stuff".

2006GT wrote:I was there from 6:30am to 2:29.... the 1ft x 1ft box of Tupperware that you moved does isn't considered "big stuff".

Yea i picked the beer cans up that "you" moved.

And for your info it was his underwear box!!