I'd rather count the wrinkles on my dog's......a good excuse not to go to jury duty

lol great way to get out of jury duty


In no uncertain terms, a Montana man tells judge why he won't serve

APRIL 30--There are probably better ways to avoid jury duty than the approach recently taken by a Montana man. After Erik Slye, 36, received a jury notice earlier this year, he filed a notarized affidavit seeking to be excused from serving on a District Court panel in Gallatin County. Slye's caustic affidavit, which he prepared with help from his wife Jennifer, can be found below. The document, of course, did not sit well with court officials and led a judge to threaten to jail Slye. But after being summoned to court, Slye apologized for the affidavit and avoided being cited on a criminal failure to appear rap. And he also was excused from serving on a jury.

His wife had to help him write that?? If I were the judge, I'd fine him $1,000 for contempt of court and issue a lifetime ban preventing him from ever serving on a jury.

HA! I wish he'd say what's on his mind...

Him and jrod must be friends, they both like to count wrinkles on their dogs balls! I know I could never write that stuff down on a affidavit.