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by Guest on May 15th 2009, 9:28 pm
Be sure to read this one all the way through. It has a surprise ending.
Elephant Story
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from> Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a> young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant> seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on> one knee, inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece ofwood> deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peterworked> the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put downits> foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious lookon> its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen,> thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant> trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot thatelephant> or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his> teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the> creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron> were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front> foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times> then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. > > Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this> was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the> railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the> elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped> its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing,> killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
This is for all of my friends who send those heart-warming bull shit stories.
Elephant Story
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from> Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a> young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant> seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on> one knee, inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece ofwood> deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peterworked> the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put downits> foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious lookon> its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen,> thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant> trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot thatelephant> or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his> teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the> creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron> were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front> foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times> then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. > > Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this> was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the> railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the> elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped> its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing,> killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
This is for all of my friends who send those heart-warming bull shit stories.
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Re: Just read it!
by 1 fast 8 on May 15th 2009, 10:29 pm
lol thats funny right there i dont care who you are
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Re: Just read it!
by BMMC1 on May 15th 2009, 11:14 pm
Nice!
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by MustangFanatic07 on May 16th 2009, 1:32 pm
i heard that story before, lol still funny
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Re: Just read it!
by MrClark on May 17th 2009, 8:04 pm
Poor Cameron.... not only did he have to witness his father be trampled by an elephant... but now he has to grow up knowing that his father was also a jackass
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Re: Just read it!
by Dein on May 17th 2009, 8:50 pm
I thought it was funny as hell.... Ashley didn't think it was too funny!
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Re: Just read it!
by Guest on May 18th 2009, 10:45 am
MrClark wrote:Poor Cameron.... not only did he have to witness his father be trampled by an elephant... but now he has to grow up knowing that his father was also a jackass
No you didnt
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