Open letter to the guy in the Saleen that blew my fn doors off last night

THIS OPEN LETTER NEVER GETS OLD!!!! haha I had to revive it

Dear obviously better than me guy,

Are you happy? Feel good? Was it fun?
Do you even know what you did? Let me paint a picture for you. Here I am, 1st day out in 2 weeks due to me being sick with the flu and bronchitis that my ugly niece gave me during an unwanted and unexpected visit by my loser brother, gorliila-ish wife and snot nose kids.
So there I am, driving down the on ramp about to merge when I spot you. Beautiful Black new Saleen, shining in the lights of cars around you, cruising at a sane speed.
Now to myself I think, woah.. I want to get up next to you, give you a wave and a nod of admiration. But then I think hey! Heres a great chance to show my GF what Saleen looks like, potentially softening the blow if I ever say: Imma spend 2 grand on some saleen body parts.

So I slowly roll up next to you and what do you do? You take off like someone lit a bottle rocket up a cats ass. Now normally I would take off after you knowing my stock GT wouldn't match, but in this case it was so bad that the wake of your car sucked my manhood with you.
You see, I just bought this car after hyping it up to my girl as a very fast and powerful ride. As you were becoming a dot on the horizon, the look on my girls face told the story. As I feebly tried to explain that that car is special, and the driver spent untold thousands on it, I realized she couldn't hear me as your exhaust was so loud that my voice was reduced to that of a child's after he got caught steeling candy.

The rest of the ride to the Thai Food restaurant was silent. And to be honest, I got the shits after that. I'm not blaming that part on you, but still. Bad night.

So heres the deal. Think of the small guy next to you when you decide to put your holier than thou foot on your golden Saleen pedal....and wipple should send you a thank you letter, cuz Im buying one this week!

Scot

Ps I have attached a pic of my gf, in case you want to stab me in the neck and take her too¦

Haha. Haven't read that one in a while. Funny stuff.

That's awesome. "holier than thou foot on your golden Saleen pedal"

I like the "Dear, obviously better than me guy" opening. Haha!

I like these two quotes

"but in this case it was so bad that the wake of your car sucked my manhood with you."

"Ps I have attached a pic of my gf, in case you want to stab me in the neck and take her too¦'

Haha!